Little Tiny Titties - One fine salacious day, for some mysterious reason, a wife and a husband were in the shower together. When they got out the wife said while fondling with her baseball size breast, "my titties are to small and I wanna boob job!"

The husband says, "that's to dang exspensive, I ain't paying for some big ole boobs, but, if you really want them to get bigger here's what you do.

You rub a piece of toilet paper between them for a couple seconds every day.Over a couple of years they will get bigger. the wife says, "why do you think that will work?" Husband replies, "it worked for your ass didn't it?"



big tit films
Gotta love those descriptive titles!

yanine diaz
Hola senorita! Come to Papa!

looker girls
Can ya guess where they be lookin?

bustyinescudna
You'll just have to see this

busty kerry marie
Those ain't cherry tomatoes, fella!

Ten Euphemisms for Breasts:

10. Honkers.

9. Tig ol' bitties.

8. Jugs.

7. Milk wagons.

6. Tits. (titties , ta ta's)

5. Hooters.

4. Melons.

3. Everlasting gobstoppers.

2. Boobies.

1. Twin Peaks.

Ten Ways to Make Your Breasts Look Bigger:

1. Tissues

2. Socks

3. Padded Bra

4. WonderBra

5. Water Bra

6. Those amazing rubbery inserts or those same new rubbery inserts that are now a bra 'cause they put a little snap thing between the two rubber cups.

7. Deftly applied makeup (?!?)

8. Tight bra/shirt

9. Keep your arms crossed all the time

10. Plastic Surgery (cha-ching)

Why is the space between a girl's tits and hips called the waist?
Because you could put another pair of tits in there!

Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts?
They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.

Why they call it the Wonder Bra?
When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Quick Titty Fact - During foreplay, a woman's breast size can increase up to 25 percent-another great reason for oral sex.