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Beware The Seductive Single Woman
- 40-ish ............... 49
- Adventurer.....Has had more partners than
you ever will
- Athletic.......................Flat-chested
- Average looking.......... Ugly
- Beautiful..................... Pathological liar
- Contagious smile......... Bring your penicillin
- Educated ................... College dropout
- Emotionally secure....... Medicated
- Feminist....................... Fat; a ball buster
- Free spirit.................... Substance user
- Friendship First......... Trying to live down a reputation
as a slut
- Fun........................... Annoying & Talks A Lot
- Gentle ..................... Comatose
- Good listener ........... Borderline autistic
- New-age ....................Body Piercing &/or Tattoos
- Old-fashioned ........... Lights out, missionary
position only
- Open-minded ............. Desperate
- Outgoing.................... Loud
- Passionate.................. Loud
- Poet..................... .....Depressive schizophrenic
- Professional...............Aggressive &/or Overbearing
- Redhead.................... Shops the Clairol section
- Reubenesque..............Fat
- Romantic.................. Looks better by candlelight
- Voluptuous............... Grossly Fat
- Weight proportional to height......Watch Out!!
- Wants soulmate..........One step away from stalking
- Widow...................... Nagged first husband to death
- Young at heart.......... Toothless crone
Beware The Attractive Single Man
- 40-ish...................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
- Athletic................Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
- Average looking...Unusual hair growth on ears, nose,
and back
- Educated..............Will always treat you like an idiot
- Free Spirit............ Sleeps with your sister
- Friendship first..... As long as friendship includes
touching & nudity.
- Fun........................Good with a remote and a six pack
- Good looking.........Arrogant
- Honest....................Pathological liar
- Huggable................Overweight, more body hair than a
buffalo
- Likes to cuddle.......Insecure, overly dependent
- Mature ...................Until you get to know him
- Open-minded..........Wants to sleep with your sister but
she's not interested
- Physically fit............I spend a lot of time in
front of mirror admiring myself
- Poet....................... Has written on a bathroom stall
- Spiritual.................. Once went to church with his
grandmother on Easter Sunday
- Stable..................... Occasional stalker,
but never arrested
Men's Answer's to Many Curious Women's Queries
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Friendfinder Personal Ads
-- friendfinder review
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Match.com Personals -- match.com review
One of the Top Dating sites online, Match.com now has over 13 million
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Large picture profile personals database. Millions of Singles seeking
relationships, companionship and potential lovers. Free to searchand place your own photo profile.
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lavalife.com review
The state of the art matching system allows singles to
filter out profiles by type of relationship. Also offer tele dating, where
you can actually speak on the telephone to your potential soulmate.
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Dreammates Dating Services -- dreammates.com review
Dreammates attracts thousands of new singles
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-- date.com review
Place your ad for Free. Private email, instant messaging, and
public/private chat rooms. Pictures can be easily added to your profile.
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Cupid Personals --
cupid-personals.com review
Major online dating personals site with over a million members in the database,
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Megafriends is a fun, quick site to navigate and features live Singles chat rooms dating message forums.
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Eharmony's program is based on thirty years of relationship research and a
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